Don't feel so good. Feel confused. Got my change stolen, and my Vodka.

Funny how people who look like they got stuck half way out have the most disgustingly harsh way of getting rid of their 'friends'. You'd think they'd appreciate them instead of throwing them away five at a time. It doesn't matter though, when your nickname is SASQUATCH you're fucked either way. Lies have an alarming nature of always biting you in the arse when you least suspect it. I want sequined shoes.

BAHAHAHAHAHA I shall grow one. Because I am awesome. BAM!

Marshall law is unquestionably the right way to punish
those responsible for the fires in my homeland Victoria.
If it went near my family I'd be there right now hunting
you down. Too bad I have to work and go to University.

Spent the morning making spastic marine mammal noises. I am all class.

I set fire to my chicken nuggets! WHY!!!!!
I will only respect my elders if they return that respect.
I hear old bones break easily. YOU'VE BEEN WARNED!
If you dont want a seperate transaction at the checkout then
don't put the divider in the middle of your items that prolong your life.
I won't put up with you yelling at me because you're old, I work there for
money, NOT because I enjoy it. No more tattoo's for me, I saw a
woman in her fifties with a half sleve.
GOOD GOD NO.
Mum's missing again, she is awesome.
That is all.